Private Issue Fairy Music
THIS JUST IN: FAIRIEES MAKE MUSIC FUN
this webpage is the only place in the mortal realm where you can hear %100 authentic fairy music
At this time the musick of the fae is not avvailable for purchase or ownership - as per the wishes of the faireez
one day it MAY be available to loan.
[paid only in select sacred offerings to the fairies, not human currencies]
----the fairy's will NOT accept cash, credit, OR bitcoin----
these currencies are beneath them
DO NOT EVER VENMO THE FAIRIES!!!
they will be VERY upset
do not steal this music or attempt to own it or mishandle it in anyway or you will be glittered and mossed
Do not get inspired by Fairry Music !!! The Fairies do not like this
you will be haunted by phantom tickles if you mess with their creations
*THIS IS NOT A JOKE*
the fairies take this very seriously
they do not tolerate disrespect or deceit from the mortal realm
However they themselves will perform disrespect and deceit toward the mortal realm if they wish to. It's a one way street
They will steal your things if they want to and there's nothing you can do about it :)
it is all in good natured fun and actually a sign of affection from them
they thrive on elixers of health made of the giggles from pranks played on people
OKAY NOW THAT THE GROUND RULES HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED,
YOU MAY ENJOY THE MUSIC OF THE FAE.
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MUSIC RECOMMENDATION FROM THE FAERIES
🐄 Cow Observation Station 🐄
if you feel drawn toward cow observation
but you don't have access to cows,
please feel free to watch this short cow meditation
of some exceptionally peaceful cows