Fairy Music update: Don't shoot the messenger! The fairies have decided not to share their sonic potions with the mortals at this time. They said, and I quote: "the mortals have not been learning their lessons, and thus we cans't in good conscience, share the fairy muzak". Reconsiderations may come when the wind changes direction. And so it is.

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Fairy Music

THIS JUST IN: FAIRIEES MAKE MUSIC FUN

this webpage is the only place in the mortal realm where you can hear %100 authentic fairy music

At this time the musicgk of the fae is not avvailable for purchase or ownership - as per the wishes of the faireez

one day it MAY be available to loan for use at sacred events & practices. MAYBE!

[paid only in select sacred offerings to the fairies, not human currencies]
----the fairy's will NOT accept cash, credit, OR bitcoin----
these currencies are beneath them

DO NOT EVER VENMO THE FAIRIES!!!

they will be VERY upset


do not steal this music or attempt to own it or mishandle it in anyway or you will be glittered and mossed

Do not get inspired by Fairry Music !!! The Fairies do not like this


you WILL absolutely be haunted without remorse if you mess with their creations

*THIS IS NOT A JOKE*

the fairies take this very seriously

they do not tolerate disrespect or deceit from the mortal realm

However they themselves will perform disrespect and deceit toward the mortal realm if they wish to. It's a one way street

They will steal your things if they want to and there's nothing you can do about it :)
it is all in good natured fun and actually a sign of affection from them

they thrive on elixers of health made of the giggles from pranks played on people

OKAY NOW THAT THE GROUND RULES HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED, YOU MAY ENJOY THE MUSIC OF THE FAE


Not quite Yet! this page is under construction...

in the meantime:

SOME TIPS FROM THE FAIRIES

-Have Fun and listen to the whispers of Dandelions
-Observe Cows. Cows are Magic
-Use your eyes carefully! look at beautiful things, especially flowers
-Collect ephemera and secret charms
-Create a fairy garden
-Ask the Fairy's to show you Ordinary Magic in your daily life - for better overall health and vitality

more tips coming soon! hold your horses.